What if Microsoft decided to sponsor a collegiate football game or championship? We’d have, presumably, The Microsoft Bowl. Perhaps even at MSN Stadium. First though, the rules:
1. It will be announced for the fall, but won’t actually occur until spring.
2. Periodically all the players will freeze solid on the field and the game will be […]
Or VPOTUS, in this case. Yesterday, on CNN’s Live Today, the network was airing live video of Vice President Cheney’s speech from the American Enterprise Institute in Washington, D.C. — when suddenly a large black ‘X’ repeatedly flashed over the VP’s face.
Of course, conservatives the world-over, and their cronies at the White House, immediately cried […]
In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states and territories (excepting Kansas, which she does not fancy).
Your new prime minister, […]
The cost of a barrel of Light Sweet Crude closed at $66.86 on Friday, after hitting $67 earlier in trade that day. The pain at the pump doesn’t stop, with prices reaching record highs of over $2.50 in some parts of the country. I can see why people driving SUVs with crap fuel economy are […]
I couldn’t determine if this should go under Humour or under Technology or if it even deserved a new category entirely. You decide.
I’m sure everyone out there is like me. You sit in front of a computer all day. And then it hits. A wrist twitch. And that inspires a “maybe I have Carpal Tunnel?” […]